Some men know that a light
touch of the tongue, running
from a woman's toes to her
ears, lingering in the softest
way possible in various places
in between, given often
enough and sincerely enough,
would add immeasurably to
world peace.
(Marianne Williamson)


Mae West and I. Great minds think
alike.

When I'm good I'm very good,
but when I'm bad I'm better.

A hard man... is good to find.

It's not the men in my life that
counts.  It's the life in my men.

I go for two kinds of men.
The kind with muscles and
the kind without.

So many men...
so little time.

Too much of a good thing
can be wonderful.

Why don't you come on up
and see me sometime,
when I've got nothing on
but the radio?

I generally avoid temptation,
unless I can't resist it.

A man in the house is
worth two in the street.

Give a man a free hand
and he'll run it all over you.

Good sex is like good Bridge.
If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a
good hand.

To err is human,
but it feels divine.

I don't like myself.
I'm crazy about myself.

I like two kinds of men:
domestic and imported.

When a girl goes wrong,
men go right...
after her.

Is that a gun in your pocket
or are you just happy to see me?

I used to be Snow White,
but I drifted.

Save a boyfriend for a
rainy day, and another,
in case it doesn't rain.

I like my clothes to be tight
enough to show I'm a woman,
but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

She's the kind of girl who climbed
the ladder of success...
wrong by wrong.

You may admire a girl's curves
on the first introduction, but
the second meeting shows up
new angles.

Those who are easily shocked
should be shocked more often.

When choosing between two evils,
I always like to try the one I've never
tried before.

You ought to get out of those wet
clothes and into a dry martini.


  
laid-back
down-to-earth
cuddly
kissy-faced
sweet-natured
loving
compassionate
gentle
romantic
captivating
intelligent
sharp
savvy
smiley-faced
funny
relaxed
drama-free
sexy
sensual
open-minded
and
humble
LOL


It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it.
(Winston Churchill)


You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
(Somerset Maugham)


adence
noun
1. Balanced, rhythmic flow
2. The measure or beat of any rhythmic movement

3. The flow or rhythm of events, esp. the pattern in which something is experienced

created this site for gentlemen who desire a discreet, attractive companion who possesses class, intelligence, charm, elegance, and allure.  I am available for travel anywhere in the world.  I would love to meet you for dinner or a weekend getaway.  I am the perfect companion for your next special occasion or important event.  I would love to make your fantasies reality.  I hope to hear from you soon.

  • Age: 37
  • Race: Caucasian
  • Sexual Orientation: Straight or lesbian.  I can't decide.  LOL.
  • Height: 5'9"
  • Build: BBW
  • Hair: Long & red
  • Eyes: Gray & come-hither
  • Bra Size: 44F & all-natural
  • Weight: Fat chick
  • Piercings: Ears & tongue (the one you've heard about)
  • Smoker: I don't smoke, but it doesn't bother me if you do, as long as your breath is fresh, so we can smooch. 
  • Favorite Beverages:
    Wine - Moscato d'Asti (2006 Saracco), Cabernet Sauvignon (2003 Corison)
    Liqueurs - Midori, Malibu, Jagermeister, Frangelico, Cointreau, Creme de Menthe
    Beer - I'm not much of a beer drinker, but I love Peroni with Italian food, Tsingtao with Chinese food, Bud Light at the game, Hacker-Pschorr Weiss with German food, Sapporo with Japanese food, and Dos Equis XX Amber with Mexican food  
    Diet Soda - Fresca
    Bottled Water - Fiji
    Cocktail - Fruity Martinis (Key Lime Pie, Pomegranate, French, Apple, Pear, etc.)
  • Favorite Color: Pink
  • Favorite Sexual Position: Doggie Style
  • Favorite Female Porn Stars:  Audrey Hollander, Belladonna, Annie Sprinkle
  • Favorite Male Porn Stars:  Otto Bauer, Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal
  • Favorite Bad Habit: Good milk or white chocolate, like Godiva
  • Favorite Guilty Pleasures: Adult Swim, Family Guy, Seinfeld
  • Favorite Sports: Swimming, MLB (White Sox), NCAAB (UCLA)
  • Favorite Activities: Boating, Gambling, Traveling, Fine Dining, Reading, Taking Road Trips, Going To Concerts and Live Theater, Watching Independent And Foreign Films, Attending Sporting Events 
  • Favorite Restaurant Types: French, Steakhouse, Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Lebanese, Seafood
  • Favorite Flower: I love them all, especially pink ones, lilacs and peonies come to mind
  • Favorite Perfume: Clive Christian No1
  • Favorite Music: Classic Jazz, Classic Country, 70's Soft Rock, Classic 60's & 70's Rock, Torch Songs, Disco, Folk, Blues, 80's Pop, New Wave, Alternative, Trip Hop
  • Favorite Gifts: Anything from the heart, especially if it's homemade
  • Favorite Animals: Rooster, Burro, Kitty
  • Favorite Way To Pamper Myself: Facial
  • Favorite Winter Activity: Snowballing
  • Favorite Jewelry: Pearl Necklaces, especially South Sea and Tahitian Pearls
  • Favorite Bird: Swallow
  • Favorite Movie: Deep Throat
  • Favorite Shiny Things: Tiffany Silver Jewelry, Ring Size 9, Wrist Size 8", Anklet Size 11", Necklace Size 20"+
  • Favorite Sins: Chocolate Covered Fresh Strawberries (esp. Godiva), Fur Coats

have a mid-western sensibility and believe in leading a simple, natural life.  Long ago, I learned that the most important element of life is love.  Starved of love, humans react with negativity, sorrow, and pain.  Nurtured with love, humans thrive and grow in a positive direction.  I am the sort of hokey optimist who wishes she could embrace the world and make it a better place.  Although that's an impossibility, perhaps I can accomplish many little victories, by spreading love one person at a time, which will accumulate and help conquer indifference.
 
After graduating from college, I developed a passion for international travel which introduced me to many different cultures. The things I learned from these foreign countries enriched my soul and expanded my mind. Although I am well-traveled and have completed many years of higher education, I am by no means stuffy. I love to live, love, and laugh.
 
I have a wonderful sense of hospitality and thoroughly enjoy entertaining gentlemen.  One of my greatest joys is imparting a sense of peace and tranquility to my guest.  I truly take great pleasure in sensing a gentleman's needs and fulfilling them.  I allow my intuition to lead me in accomplishing this feat.  Communication is key.  I ask and listen, sense and wonder.  Then, I do everything in my power to nurture, excite, and satisfy.
 
I think I am a unique individual with an open mind. I have a refreshingly down-to-earth attitude and believe in living life to its fullest. My philosophy is to make every moment count, because it may be my last.  Even though I am very laid-back, I have a refined sense of taste and sophistication.  I have an inquisitive nature which opens my eyes to many new things.  I yearn to learn and love to study and inquire.  My interests are varied and, sometimes, a bit esoteric.  Life is too short to be mundane, too illusory to be unimaginative.   This may seem egotistical, but I consider myself a once in a lifetime experience.  I work at being extraordinary.  I endeavor to avoid the humdrum and aim to knock your socks off and curl your toes.  Hopefully, you will agree that I am a once in a lifetime experience.
 
I am an independent companion who understands a busy gentleman's need for a no-strings-attached relationship with a companion who desires to fulfill his every wish and anticipate his every need. My goal is for you to forget this is a service. You will be transported from your stressful work-a-day world to an oasis of relaxation and bliss. You will constantly be surprised by my creative energy, vivid imagination, in-depth knowledge, and incredible skill set. Rest assured that I have fun while maintaining the highest level of discretion and confidentiality.

I hope you find my physical characteristics as appealing as my mental and emotional makeup.  I have long, red hair that cascades past my shoulders, a smile that will melt your heart, and spellbinding gray eyes. My body is cushy and voluptuous with curvy hips, a round bottom, and an all-natural 44F bust.  My skin is very fair and velvety soft, making for a luxurious tactile experience.  I love to greet a man with a passionate, wet kiss from my supple lips and a warm embrace from my eager body.  However, I do not sell sex, so please do not ask.  I only offer my companionship at a price.
 
I welcome you to take a leisurely look through my site. When you get to know me well and wish to begin the appointment scheduling process, please complete my booking form. I look forward to making your acquaintance, sharing my passion for life, realizing your fantasies, fulfilling your dreams, and achieving your complete satisfaction.
 
Sensually yours,


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