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Interior House Painting
You must be the real thing,
a professional painter.
Lasik Surgery
I need to see!
Even though I look as cute
as a button in my specs,
it's high time I got rid of them.
Dental Services
I need to maintain my perfect
smile with a cleaning and exam
every six months, as well as
necessary x-rays and procedures.
Teeth Whitening
There's nothing more arresting than
a chick with a dazzling smile.
You look at her and imagine those
pearly whites nibbling on your parts.
Laser Hair Removal
Shaving my armpits and legs every
day is beyond tedious. It's downright
irritating! I want to be super smooth
in those places. Zap me!
Dermatology/Cosmetic Surgery
I'm at the age where a prick here and
there does a body good! I'm looking for a
guy with a skilled hand who knows how
to give me the hot injection that will make
my day.
Theater/Sports/Concert/Comedy Tickets
I am willing to discuss trading tickets
for companionship. I am interested in Bears,
White Sox, and NCAA Basketball tickets. I
have eclectic taste in music, so let me
know what you have and I'll tell you
if I am interested in them. I also adore comedy
show, live theater, and musical theater
tickets. I need two tickets for any event.
Just let me know what you've got and I'll
decide if I am interested in bartering with you.
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 adence
noun
1. Balanced, rhythmic
flow
2. The measure or
beat of any rhythmic movement
3. The flow or rhythm
of events, esp. the pattern in which something is experienced
 et's
barter!
There are some things I would be interested in bartering. They are
listed in the column on the left. If it's not listed in the column
on the left, I am not interested in bartering for it.
This would be a straight up trade; my companionship for your service. I
can think of some very creative scenarios to make these trades exciting
and memorable.
I often fantasize about the handyman
coming over. I am the bored and horny housewife. I watch as
he does his work, getting sweaty, his muscles rippling. I offer
him something cold to drink and hot to finger. He gets me so
worked up that I can't resist offering him a massage, because I know his
muscles must ache from all that intense labor. I notice how sweaty
and dirty he is as I rub his body, so I suggest he take a shower.
I show him to the bathroom and strip him slowly, talking dirty to him,
telling him how bad I need what he's got. I drop my clothes and
get in the shower with him, so I can lather him up the natural way.
We do it like animals until we're ready to drop. We cover the
shower, bed, stairs, every inch of the house. I tell him I admire
his painting skills and ask him if he's ever painted a girl's face.
He has and does. I have this naughty fantasy often. I just
thought I'd share it with you.
Would anyone like me to share the
masturbation fantasy I have about my definition of doctor/patient
privilege?
Sensually yours,
 
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