There
is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the
car door is closed.
(George Burns)
adence
noun
1. Balanced, rhythmic flow
2. The measure or beat of any rhythmic movement
3. The flow or rhythm of events, esp. the pattern in which something is
experienced
et's barter!
There are some things I would be interested in bartering. They are
listed below. If it is not listed below, I am not interested in
bartering for it.
This would be a straight up trade; my companionship for your service. I
can think of some very creative scenarios to make these trades exciting
and memorable.
Fiction:
I often fantasize about the handyman coming over. I am the bored and
horny housewife. I watch as he does his work, getting sweaty, his
muscles rippling. I offer him something cold to drink and hot to finger.
He gets me so worked up that I can't resist offering him a massage,
because I know his muscles must ache from all that intense labor. I
notice how sweaty and dirty he is as I rub his body, so I suggest he
take a shower. I show him to the bathroom and strip him slowly, talking
dirty to him, telling him how bad I need what he's got. I drop my
clothes and get in the shower with him, so I can lather him up the
natural way. We do it like animals until we're ready to drop. We cover
the shower, bed, stairs, every inch of the house. I tell him I admire
his skills and ask him if he's ever painted a girl's face. He has and
does. I have this naughty fantasy often. I just thought I'd share it
with you.
Would anyone like me to share the masturbation fantasy I have about my
definition of doctor/patient privilege?
Sensually yours,
Lasik Surgery
I need to see! Even though I look as cute as a button in my specs, it's
high time I got rid of them.
Dental Services
I need to maintain my perfect smile with a cleaning and exam every six
months, as well as necessary x-rays and procedures.
Teeth Whitening
There's nothing more arresting than a chick with a dazzling smile. You
look at her and imagine those pearly whites nibbling on your parts.
Laser Hair Removal
Shaving my armpits and legs every day is beyond tedious. It's downright
irritating! I want to be super smooth in those places. Zap me!
Dermatology/Cosmetic Surgery
I'm at the age where a prick here and there does a body good! I'm
looking for a guy with a skilled hand who knows how to give me the hot
injection (Botox & Restylane) that will make my day.
Theater/Sports/Concert/Comedy Tickets
I am willing to discuss trading tickets for companionship. I am
interested in Bears, White Sox, and NCAA Basketball tickets. I have
eclectic taste in music, so let me know what you have and I'll tell you
if I am interested in them. I also adore comedy show, live theater, and
musical theater tickets. I need two tickets for any event. Just let me
know what you've got and I'll decide if I am interested in bartering
with you.
