If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports, I'd have no sex life at all.
(Rodney Dangerfield)


I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose.  They should draw the line at goats, though.
(Elton John)


A terrible thing happened to me again last night...nothing!
(Phyllis Diller)


My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
(Woody Allen)
adence
noun
1. Balanced, rhythmic flow
2. The measure or beat of any rhythmic movement

3. The flow or rhythm of events, esp. the pattern in which something is experienced

ooking Form For New Clients

Seen me before?  Wish to see me again?  Then, contact me via e-mail or cell phone.  DO NOT USE THIS BOOKING FORM.

Never seen me before?  Wish to see me?  USE THIS BOOKING FORM.

If you are ready to schedule an appointment with me, please complete the following questionnaire.  Do NOT complete this form unless you are ready to book an appointment.  It is NOT meant for exploration or titillation.  It is intended for appointment scheduling.  Only fill it out if you wish to book an appointment with me.

I screen all new clients.  Please, allow at least 24 hours for that process to take place before we meet.

I DO NOT DO SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS WITH NEW CLIENTS.
NO EXCEPTIONS WILL BE MADE!
   

Before you complete and submit this form, please consider that I am a BBW.  That stands for Big Beautiful Woman.  While I am considered attractive by most standards, especially by those with a penchant for plump providers, I am not for everyone.  I am a big, big girl.  The last thing I want is to go on a date with a gentleman who finds me less than irresistible.  I have big thick thighs, a full round ass, big arms, and a big ole belly.  Did I mention that I'm plus size, large, voluptuous, zaftig, and fat? With that said, please proceed if you admire curvy women.

Legal Full First Name, Middle Initial, & Last Name, As Shown On Your ID
No Nicknames Or Abbreviations


Nickname
What Would You Like Me To Call You?


E-mail Address
Make Sure This Is A Secure, Private E-mail Account That No One Else Has Access To



Cell Phone Number


Best Time(s) To Call You
I Do Not Leave Voice Mail, So Please Note The Best Time(s) To Reach You
(Hold Down CTRL Button And Choose All That Apply)



City& State Of Residence, As Shown On Your ID
If You Live Outside The USA, Enter The Appropriate Information, Including Your Country


Occupation
Give Me A General Idea Of What You Do For A Living
(e.g. retired, student, self-employed, CEO, etc.)



Month & Year Of Birth, As Shown On Your ID
  19

Physical Description - Race, Height, Weight, Hair, Eyes, Distinguishing Features
Race

Height
 
Weight

Hair

Eyes

Distinguishing Features
(Hold Down CTRL Button And Choose All That Apply)


How Did You Find My Web Site?
(e.g. Google Search, Big Doggie, TER, etc.)


Verification Site Info
RS2K Name, City, State, & Phone Number:

Preferred411 ID:

TER White List Email Address or Username:

Date Check ID:

Vouch Message Board & Username:


Escort Seen Most Recently Within The Last Year
Her Name & Website Address


If you are not a member of RS2K, Date Check, TER's White List, or P411 and do not have provider references or vouches, please provide information for me to do employment verification for you
company name and main switchboard number

If you are self-employed, please include pertinent information, like your company website or professional license type (dentist, doctor, realtor, accountant, etc.)


Do You Want An Incall Or Outcall Appointment?:
Incall (you come to me)
Outcall (I come to you)

If You Want An Outcall, Where Will I Be Coming To You?
City & State

Hotel Name, If Applicable



NO SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS FOR NEW CLIENTS!

What Day Of The Week Do You Wish To See Me?



What Is The Date Of The Day You Wish To See Me?
   

What Time Do You Wish To See Me?


How Long Of An Appointment Do You Desire?


If You You Belong To A Message Board, Which Board & What's Your Handle?
Message Board

Your Username On That Board


Comments:

To Prevent Spam Bots, I Have To Make Sure You Are Human.  Please, Enter The Current Year In The Space Below.



By requesting an appointment for companionship with Cadence Johnson-Ryder through this online booking form, you certify that you are not a law enforcement agent, acting as an agent thereof, or a contractor or volunteer of any law enforcement agency. You also agree that Cadence Johnson-Ryder offers her services as an independent companion for entertainment purposes only and that any payments are for time and companionship only. You further agree not to bring civil or criminal action against Cadence Johnson-Ryder. By completing this booking form, you agree to waive your right to testify in court as to the nature of the services rendered.

DO NOT SUBMIT THIS BOOKING FORM UNLESS YOU HAVE SPECIFIED AN APPOINTMENT DAY, DATE, TIME, AND DURATION. IF YOU'RE JUST ENTERTAINING THE IDEA OF AN APPOINTMENT, DO NOT FILL OUT THE BOOKING FORM UNTIL YOU DETERMINE A GOOD DAY AND TIME. PLEASE, DO NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH AN INCOMPLETE BOOKING FORM. FIGURE OUT WHEN YOU WANT AN APPOINTMENT, THEN FILL OUT MY BOOKING FORM. I REPEAT, THIS IS AN APPOINTMENT SCHEDULING FORM, SO USE IT TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT. IT IS NOT TO BE USED FOR ANYTHING ELSE. PICK THE DAY YOU WANT TO SEE ME (E.G MONDAY). THEN, TELL ME WHAT THE DATE OF THAT DAY IS (E.G. 02/18/08). THEN, TELL ME WHAT TIME YOU WISH TO BEGIN YOUR APPOINTMENT (E.G. 11:00 AM). THEN, STATE HOW LONG YOU WISH TO SEE ME (E.G. 2 HOURS). SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO SEE ME? JUST NAME THE DAY, DATE, TIME, AND DURATION, AND VOILA, YOU GET TO SPEND TIME WITH ME.

VERIFICATION SERVICES
Ever wonder what it means to be verified? Do you want to know how to get verified, so you can easily schedule with safe providers? Personally, I think the safest and easiest way is to join an online verification service. Let's look at each service, so you can decide which is right for you.

ROOMSERVICE2000
This service is accepted throughout the US with a focus on Chicago. There is a $50 lifetime membership fee which is charged after you're verified. If you live or hobby in the Chicago area, I highly recommend joining this service. When you schedule with a provider, just tell her you are a RoomService2000 member and give her your identifying info. Then, she will check with the folks at RS2000 to verify you. To find out more, visit their website at www.rs2kmembership.com. Tell them Cadence Johnson-Ryder sent you!

PREFERRED411
This service is accepted throughout the US with a focus on Texas. You can be verified either through employment or provider references. There is a $50 yearly membership fee. They shred all identifying information after you're verified and assign you a code word for identification purposes. They have a variety of payment options. When you schedule with a lady, just give her your code word and she'll look you up on the site and verify that you're okay. If you opt to include your preferences in your profile, she'll know what you like without you having to go into it with her. To learn more, visit their website at www.preferred411.com.

DATE CHECK
This service is accepted throughout the US. If you have met with a Date Check entertainer, like me, you can receive a free trial membership. If you haven't met with a Date Check entertainer, you can join for a small fee and be screened. When you book with a lady, just mention you are a Date Check member and she will screen you through that site. For further info or to join, visit their website at www.date-check.com. If you have already seen me, you can contact me to request a free trial membership and I'll see that you get one.

TER WHITE LIST
If you have a good reputation with TER ladies, encourage them to visit the TER White List and submit a referral for you. The TER White List is an easy way for providers to give positive references about members they have seen. If you would like to know more about the TER White List, please click here.

















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