What
are the three words you never want to hear while making love? "Honey,
I'm home."
(Ken Hammond)
adence
noun
1. Balanced, rhythmic flow
2. The measure or beat of any rhythmic movement
3. The flow or rhythm of events, esp. the pattern in which something is experienced
ooking
I do not retain personal information. I do not store numbers in my cell phone or write them down. I clear my cell phone call log immediately after we speak. I delete all e-mails after I respond to them. I shred all documents. I am EXTREMELY discreet, very private, and exceptionally careful. Please, respect my privacy and practice the same level of discretion that I do. Delete my e-mails from your account, clear my phone number from your cell phone call log, and destroy any written documents that contain information about our encounter, such as directions or my phone number.
Return Clients:
If you have seen me before and wish to see me again, please contact
me via e-mail or cell phone. The booking form is only for new
clients.
New Clients:
I
screen all new clients. Please,
allow
at least
24 hours for that process to take place before we meet.
I DO NOT DO SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS WITH NEW
CLIENTS.
NO EXCEPTIONS WILL BE MADE!
If you are
a new client who is ready to schedule an
appointment with me, read the following before you complete my secure,
online booking form.
Do NOT complete my booking form unless you are ready to book an appointment. It is NOT meant for exploration or titillation. It is intended for appointment scheduling. Only
fill it out if you wish to book an appointment with me.
My booking form is a secure, encrypted
form, so don't worry about your personal info being intercepted.
It's cool.
Before you complete and submit my booking form, please consider that I am a BBW. That stands for Big Beautiful Woman. While I am considered attractive by most standards, especially by those with a penchant for plump providers, I am not for everyone. I am a big, big girl. The last thing I want is to go on a date with a gentleman who finds me less than irresistible. I have big thick thighs, a full round ass, big arms, and a big ole belly. Did I mention that I'm plus size,
thick, large, voluptuous, zaftig, and fat? With that said, please proceed if you admire curvy women.
To see me, you will have to go through my verification process. Please, carefully read the following explanation of my verification process, before you complete my secure, online booking form.
There is one step in my verification process.
1) You must provide me with at least two references. They may be any combination of the following.
♥ Date Check (ID number
and code word)
♥ Provider Reference (link to her Web site URL)
♥ Employment Information (professional
license number or main switchboard number, discretion guaranteed)
I do not accept references from agencies, massage parlors, or escorts who aren't established.
I am VERY discreet about checking references and employment. No
worries!
If you have never seen me before and wish to schedule an
appointment, use my secure, online booking form by clicking
here or
here.
IF YOU ARE A NEW CLIENT AND YOU REQUEST A SAME DAY APPOINTMENT (LESS THAN 24 HOURS NOTICE), YOUR BOOKING FORM WILL BE DELETED.
erification
Date-Check
This service is accepted throughout the US. If you have met with a Date Check entertainer, like me, you can receive a free trial membership. If you haven't met with a Date Check entertainer, you can join for a small fee and be screened. When you book with a lady, just mention you are a Date Check member and she will screen you through that site. For further info or to join, visit their
Web site. If you have already seen me, you
may contact me to request a free trial membership and I'll see that you get one.
I am verified & accept Date-Check. Listed in
Illinois escorts.
JOIN NOW
RoomService2000
This service is accepted throughout the US with a focus on Chicago. There is a $50 lifetime membership fee which is charged after you're verified. If you live or hobby in the Chicago area, I highly recommend joining this service. When you schedule with a provider, just tell her you are a RoomService2000 member and give her your identifying info. Then, she will check with the folks at RS2K to verify you. To find out more, visit their
Web site. Tell them
I sent you!
