
If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at
airports, I'd have no sex life at all.
(Rodney Dangerfield)

I think people should be free to engage
in any
sexual practices they choose. They should
draw the line at goats, though.
(Elton John)

A terrible thing happened to me again
last night...nothing!
(Phyllis Diller)

My love life is terrible. The last time I was
inside a woman was when I visited the
Statue of Liberty.
(Woody Allen) |
adence
noun
1. Balanced, rhythmic
flow
2. The measure or
beat of any rhythmic movement
3. The flow or rhythm
of events, esp. the pattern in which something is experienced
ooking Form For New
Clients
Seen me before? Wish to see me again? Then, contact me via
e-mail or cell phone. DO NOT USE THIS BOOKING FORM.
Never seen me before? Wish to see me? USE THIS BOOKING FORM.
If you are ready to schedule an
appointment with me, please complete the following questionnaire.
Do NOT complete this form unless you are ready to book an
appointment. It is NOT meant for exploration or
titillation. It is intended for appointment scheduling. Only
fill it out if you wish to book an appointment with me.
I
screen all new clients. Please, allow at least
24 hours for that process to take place before we meet.
I DO NOT DO SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS WITH NEW
CLIENTS.
NO EXCEPTIONS WILL BE MADE!
Before you complete and submit this form,
please consider that I am a BBW. That stands for Big Beautiful
Woman. While I am considered attractive by most standards,
especially by those with a penchant for plump providers, I am not for
everyone. I am a big, big girl. The last thing I want is to
go on a date with a gentleman who finds me less than irresistible.
I have big thick thighs, a full round ass, big arms, and a big ole
belly. Did I mention that I'm plus size, large, voluptuous,
zaftig, and fat? With that said, please proceed if you admire
curvy women.
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